Q&A: What do I have to do to be happy?
Question by Perfect Maw: What do I have to do to be happy?
I gave in and invited my ex-fiancee over for dinner tonight. I know it was a mistake but I miss him so much. He’s really funny and charming and since i kicked him out my life has been so boring. Now he’s asleep on my sofa wearing nothing but that stupid deer skin loin cloth he made, snoring so loud it could wake the dead, drooling on my pillow and covered in empty beer cans and Fritos. I always love a rugged man but he is just gross. In fact he’s the grossest man I have ever known. Tomorrow I will have to scrub the ’stains’ off of my sofa and the very air in the living room smells like an open grave from his hot breath and snoring and farting. Do you think it’s possible to clean him up? I would be satisfied if he would just stop getting drunk every single night and not be so gross. Does anyone else have a man like this?
Like I said — he’s really a great guy. Everyone likes having him around but not around all the time. He’ll come-to sometime tomorrow about noon, vomit in my toilet (if I’m lucky), rummage around in my refridgerator and leave the door open, leave crumbs all over the floor and furniture, stop up the toilet with a giant log, watch pay-per-view and drink beer. He’ll be happy to see me when I get home from work tomorrow night but he’ll have the whole house looking like a sty by three o’clock.
Yuk.
Best answer:
Answer by manimal
lol he sounds awesome
Well, since he is your “X”, hes your “X” for a reason. I think you said enough already. Oh, by the way, you cant change him either.
Did you think anything would change from when you were “together”? Sounds like you don’t like yourself enough to be alone with yourself. Clean your house and than move on, permanently. Leave him alone.
Ew. What you have to do to be happy is start respecting yourself enough to go out and get a man you don’t consider “gross”. Why would you ever want to be with someone who disgusts you?
It sounds like you love him and he’s companionship. Maybe you can have a relationship with him if you don’t have to be his mother . Maybe separate living arrangements would help
As I was reading through your question, I noticed that you insulted him more than gave him praise. Find your dream guy instead of trying to give a man you don’t like another chance. No one ever changes, many people like to think that, but its not true.
You took him back…you picked what you felt was your lucky number. Oh, you want sympathy. Reality check…you have what you deserve!
Come on now Clevis is a great guy. I bet you will start lovin him more once his beer company takes off and he becomes a billionaire.
He sounds perfect! Does he ignite his farts too?
You should marry that one before some other chick finds out what a stud muffin you have. I’m already green w/envy hawt damn!
Well its good to know he’s you ex, because I do love to have him around!
Aw. He sounds charming. Just take the sweetie out back and hose him off. Spray a little Febreeze on him for good measure.
Good luck, you lucky girl you!
Maybe a chance of scenery — like a trailer park in another country? PLEASE…?